Un horoscope pas comme les autres...
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Complete, First published Apr 09, 2020
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Si vous vous ennuyez ou que vous avez un humour peu commun, ce recueil de multiples horoscopes étranges est fait pour vous !

Ce "recueil" est basé sur le même principe que "recueil des 34 commandements de Tim Jordan", sauf que grosse différence, cette fois-ci se ne sera pas des commandements, mais des sortes d'horoscopes étranges, dans le livre ils appellent ça : horreurscope.

Ces horreurscopes ne sorte pas de ma tête (j'aimerai bien, mais je n'ai pas assez d'imagination), ils sortent du livre de Sue Limb : 15 ans, charmante mais cinglée, ces horreurscopes se situent au début de chaque chapitre et sont, dans l'histoire, envoyé par message tous les jours à Jess (le personnage principal) par l'extravagant et etrange Tim (le père de Jess).

Bref, sans plus vous faire attendre, voici 29 prédictions des plus étranges faites par Tim à sa fille...
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The title describes it all. Requests (except for dirty ones) are welcome. Have fun reading! // Le titre dit tout. Les demandes (à l'exception de avec un esprit tordu) sont les bienvenus. Bon lecture! *All imagines will only be in English // Les pensées sont seulement en Anglais **Updates are every (I don't know) days // Les mises à jour sont tous les (Je ne sais pas) jours ***This book contains more sad imagines than happy ones. I recommend you have a box of tissues ready, but you're always more than welcome to cry along :) // Ce livre contient imagine plus tristes que les heureux. Avoir une boîte de mouchoirs prêts.

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