My Brain Is A Toddler
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Peridot is a well-established neurosurgeon at a hospital in California with a caffeine addiction. Lapis is a surfer and brand new barista at Peridot's favorite cafe. This story and the chapters are all named after song lyrics by Sidney Gish. There are slight Lapis/Jasper elements but its still a lapidot story I'm bad at summaries, Enjoy!
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