"I thought you hated me!" "if you weren't such a fucking dick maybe I wouldn't hate you!" "wait... you hate me?" "oh my God." --- "if they don't kiss by new years I'm gonna fucking shoot myself." "if we don't kiss by new years I'm gonna fucking shoot myself." "what?" "what?" --- I put a quote on the cover but I figure it's hard to read in a circle like that so I'll put it here. "Patience doesn't even look like a real word, but if patience is what it takes for just a moment with you, then I'll add it to my dictionary." --- don't expect the grammar to be all that and a bag of crack, I just got bored at 4:00 a.m. --- My dream I've been working towards for the past four years has just been destroyed and I realize now that I don't have much of a life without writing or all of these fandoms I'm part of or my music and shit and I don't have much a personality besides memes, so like any hate won't really do anything cause you can't hate me more than I hate myself but like you can shoot your shot just leave your name so my therapist can hear about you properly. --- I'm gonna mix things I like in with the characters like you can bet your lucky dollar I'm giving s o m e o n e a trombone so just like don't expect the spitting image of Rowling's characters. also setting this so that Voldemorts defeat was before their generation so they can all live the lives they fucking deserved. --- if you haven't noticed, I'm not J.K. Rowling and I do n o t own any of the shit she do.
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