The Curtain Call- All Things That Can go Horribly Wrong, or Hysterical in Life
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Last published Sun, Aug 31, 2014
~A collection of awkward stories about my awkwardly funny life~
I guess it's safe to say that all of us have our moments, our ups and downs, plusses and minuses.
Clearly, some of our stories are worse than others, but this is just the stories of my life that happen to me almost every day.
They may not be funny or seem awkward to you, but they are to me, so this is why I'm posting these short, compellingly humorous stories.
If you like these stories, I simply ask you to tell me so, but if these don't agree with your standards, that's fine. Please do not tell me if you think my stories are bad, or that I'm stupid for thinking my life is awkward. Understand that I'm looking for supportive criticism, not judgement.
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