Crazy Is The New Awesome.
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"Ice-cream you scream we all scream for ice-cream", I sing at the top of my lungs
"can someone please shut her up", cupcake shouts at the other guy while rubbing his head. " Ice-cream that is no way to speak to someone I raised u better then that", I scold ice-cream and he looks at me ready to fight, "don't even think of talking back to me mister." he sighs giving up and I hear the other guy snicker, "and who gave u permission to laugh, don't test my patience young man and be a good boy and bring mama some food", "what did you just say?!", "sweetie you heard me or do you need a few minutes for it to sink in and don't wowy I can wait for da baby" I say in a baby voice and bat my eyelashes.
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Hey I'm Lisa and I am the princess of the fairies and I ride a unicorn and sleep on the rainbow.
Sorry wrong dream
18 year old Lisa daniels is crazy and when I say crazy I mean unikittyrainbow crazy, she's smart, sarcastic and always has a comeback. If u mess with her, you'll regret the day you meet her
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