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Crazy Is The New Awesome.

lalamockingbird

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Reads 105
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Parts 6
Time 13m

lalamockingbird

awesome boss crazy ice-cream

"Ice-cream you scream we all scream for ice-cream", I sing at the top of my lungs
"can someone please shut her up", cupcake shouts at the other guy while rubbing his head. " Ice-cream that is no way to speak to someone I raised u better then that", I scold ice-cream and he looks at me ready to fight, "don't even think of talking back to me mister." he sighs giving up and I hear the other guy snicker, "and who gave u permission to laugh, don't test my patience young man and be a good boy and bring mama some food", "what did you just say?!", "sweetie you heard me or do you need a few minutes for it to sink in and don't wowy I can wait for da baby" I say in a baby voice and bat my eyelashes.

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Hey I'm Lisa and I am the princess of the fairies and I ride a unicorn and sleep on the rainbow.
Sorry wrong dream

18 year old Lisa daniels is crazy and when I say crazy I mean unikittyrainbow crazy, she's smart, sarcastic and always has a comeback. If u mess with her, you'll regret the day you meet her

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The Beauty Behind the Damage

Billie and Jessie has been looking for a little for the past 3 years of their marriage. One day, while walking past an ice cream shop they spotted a very young looking female in childish clothing. The more they watcher her the more they wanted her. Selena, a 19 year old female hiding who she really is, a little. she spots a couple looking at her through the window while she was in the ice cream shop. What happens when she see the same couple at a littles convention? Do they take her home? Will she open up to them about her past? Or will things go down hill? The pretty lady, with brown hair, walked over to me. I noticed it was one of the ladies from the ice cream shop window. "Hey princess what's your name?" Asked the very pretty lady. "S-Selena" I whispered. "What a pretty name princess mine is Jessie" she replied back. Before I got to say anything another beautiful lady walked up to her and kissed her. "Now who's the beautiful young lady?" She asked. I couldn't reply cause I was to busy blushing to think about a response. Jessie ended up replying for me, "Billie meet Selena, Selena meet Billie". This is when my life started getting better. Or so I thought. Mature themes (not while she is little) Abuse Can be triggering to some My grammar suck so sorry The buildings named in this book do not exist