Cliche of the Century (and Other Ridiculously Written Stories)

NOTE: Humor. Made for MY and my READER's amusement. Don't like, get the hell out before the super powerful teenage Alpha who just happens to have the biggest pack in the world bites off your head.

Woe to all who try to unmake a cliche. Because that, itself is a cliche. Why try something that we know will turn into the most overly used plots in the world of literature?

My solution: don't. Here is a demonstration:

There's a girl, whose the cliche of cliches-- the gorgeous girl who's abused for her "ugliness" and is for some reason poor and annoying and stupid. Oh, and she's a werewolf who's part vampire, an elemental, and the oh-so-perfect Moon Goddess made her an Omega but says she'll save the world. She's mated to the super powerful, rich-for-some-reason Alpha who's the Alpha of the biggest pack of the world and hates the girl so he rejects her. And typical shit happen along the say too, blah, blah, blah.

Cliche? ☑ ☑ and freaking ☑

Welcome to the Cliche of the Century. And, of course, those other ridiculously written stories.

Because, everyone knows the cliche doesn't end THERE.