In today's capitalistic non-agrarian economy an ethos of gain has hijacked the values which protect humanity from a corrupt and failing society by allowing man to rule over law. This is a story about how I became part of the wicked matrix which today operates under felonious euphemisms like "Child Support Enforcement Agency" or pronouns like "Administrative Law Judge" or one of the most wickedly abused terms used "Single Parent". People like to point fingers so in this story I confess my wrongs allow the finger to point to me instead of the next innocent fool who find themselves on the wrong side of a business transaction or as they call it now marriage. No not a mirage the kind you see in the desert but the kind granting the titles mother and father, husband and wife.