Love Me Or Hate Me

"I'm going to kill you!"

"I'm going to cut you into pieces!" Yells Linda. Unaware that her new neighbor Richard was standing next to her window.

"Oh my! I think my neighbor is a serial killer." Thought Richard and he peaks through Linda's kitchen window.

But as soon as he faces Linda's window... A pile of fish guts was thrown at his face.

"What the ---" Yells Richard while he smeared some of it out of his face. It smelled horrible.

"Oh my goodness. OH MY GOSH!" She sees what happened and felt sorry for the man infront of her kitchen window.

Richard then pulls a hankerchief to wipe the rest of the fish blood out of his face. Linda realizes that this man looks familiar.

"YOU AGAIN!" She started to throw more fish guts to him and Richard runs away from her window.

Just when Linda thought it was clear... Richard comes back looking like a rotten zombie.

"AHHH! ASWANG! MONSTER! TIKBALANG!" Screams Linda away from the window and goes straight to her living room with her kids.

"Aswang? Crazy woman. But I like her." Says Richard while he heads back to his own apartment.

As soon as he enters his living room he got scared of his reflection and scream.

"BUWISIT! My Armani shirt!"