- How Hermione Jean Granger enchanted the men in her life, and how Ronald Weasley tried to hex each and every one of those men. (Voldemort does not exist in this story, for Professor Tom Riddle takes his place as the Defense Against The Dark Arts teacher) Inspired by "Everyone Loves Hermione" by ko-chan-the-blueberry-donut on Fanfiction. Net Platonic!Romione BestBros!Romione