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coffee crack craziness harrystyles humor liampayne louisandharry louistomlinson nialljameshoran swag zaynmalik

hi, i have chaotic energyᵗᵐ and this is literally a book with some really funny or relatable thoughts of mine that i just feel like sharing. so um, yes :) that's it. idk if you still wanna read it but it's really funny heheh
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