TRASH CULT
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  • Reads 1,206
  • Votes 178
  • Parts 17
  • Time 37m
Ongoing, First published Apr 13, 2020
Mature
COVER ART BY @lyrescnt

Trash is trash.
Your favourite video game is trash
Your favourite book is trash
Your favourite outfit is trash
Your favourite song is trash
Your favourite hobby is trash
Your favourite food is trash
Your favourite drink is trash
Your favourite show is trash
Your favourite movie is trash
I am trash.
WE are trash.

And you can be trash too.

Introducing the Trash Cult! Sign up today!

~A message from the Trash Cult

(Warning, side affects may include: Dizzyness, inability to spell, walking to the curb on trash pick up day, throwing yourself in a dumpster, randomly saying "fuck this shit I'm out", feelings of self worthlessness, depression, self depreciation, "hi thanks for checking in I'm still a piece of garbage", getting kidnapped by hooded figures at 3am, laying on the floor listening to the Thomas The Train theme song at full blast while contemplating your entire life existance, feeling emotionless or overly emotional, fear of everything or nothing at all, lazyness.
Suicidal tendencies such as sticking a plastic fork inside an outlet, slapping yourself with a butter knife, smashing your face on any flat surface in sight, backflipping off a large building while yelling "parkour", and attempting to flush yourself down the toilet.)

Trash Cult is not responsible for any injuries that might occur, ask your doctor if Trash Cult is right for you, join at your own risk.
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