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Dumb Dumb Town [#2]: un sympathique petit recueil d'Humour Shadowhunters

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[Suite du précédent Opus] 
Ici, je partagerais avec vous, comme sur le premier Opus, des traductions de memes et de "mini-conversations humoristiques" qui m'ont bien faite rire, toutes en rapport avec Shadowhunters/The Mortal Instruments (Attention au éventuels spoils !). En espérant que ce second recueil fasse naitre sur votre visage ce petit sourire en coin si séduisant, bonne lecture !All Rights Reserved

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The Cursed Island (✓) by piadreamer

✨ONC Round One qualified ✨ ✨ONC Round Two qualified ✨ ✨20,000 words ✅. ✨ ▪️▪️▪️▪️▪️▪️▪️▪️▪️▪️▪️▪️▪️▪️ "Oh my god! Where are we!? This couldn't be real! That was just a game, a damn video game!" A woman exclaimed, then burst into crying. "Maia! Baby, calm down. We'll figure it out, okay?" "But how Jordan? How? We're in the middle of nowhere!" "Mam, please calm down. He's right. We all need to figure this out together." Another person said, who was sitting on the armchair of the rotten couch. "Okay, I'm still not convinced!" Jace exclaimed while looking all around the mansion. "How could we all be inside a game!? This isn't some sci-fi movie, it's real-life dammit! What kind of sick prank is it!?" "Excuse me!?" Someone from the crowd yelled, "dude, prank or not, we're stuck on a freaking island. We should think about how to get out of here, alive!" ......................... Alexander Lightwood and his siblings had an addictive nag for video games. They loved spending hours trying to beat each other, but life found its way and made them separate, from the game and from each other. Now, in 2028, a new addictive game has found it's way into their lives - The Cursed Island. As the nostalgia hits the siblings, they gets involved but there's more than it meets the eye. People are vanishing out of existence and now Alexander Lightwood and his family are the victim of this cursed game. Will they be able to find the escape or will they become the victim of the unseen force? ▪️▪️▪️▪️▪️▪️▪️▪️▪️▪️▪️▪️▪️ Genre: Fanfiction Subgenre: Thriller, Adventure, Fantasy Ratings: Mature ⚠️W⚠️ Contains graphic depictions of mature content, unsettling visuals, violence, use of strong language, and mention of smut. [Images used in this book are taken from the internet. Credits to the rightful owner.] [I don't own any of the charac

Malec ONE SHOTS by Thatonegirlfromoz

This will be a collection of short stories of Magnus Bane x Alec Lightwood from the series The Mortal instruments, although I will primarily be going based on the tv series Shadowhunters. I do not own any of the characters I am merely writing the misadventures. Will include pre written prompts, AU, and just made up adventures and potentially chapters in addition to just single chapter stories. Enjoy! :D Cover is courtesy of the amazing Sparkly_Malec!! <3

A Darker World by OneUniversalThought

A 'Mortal Instruments' Fanfiction - My name is Clarissa Morgenstern. All my life I had lived in the Shadowhunter home country of Idris. I loved my life there with my mother, my father and brother. We were a wealthy and very respected family. But none of that matters now, because it's a darker world. The things that mattered before, didn't any longer. Everything just suddenly changed one day. Some called it the end of days, others simply called the apocalypse but most knew it to be the day of the outbreak. It spread all over towns and cities then from country to country until the whole world was practically gone. I know there are few of us left. I don't even mean Shadowhunters, I mean the living. That's all there is to it now. Us and them. The undead are everywhere. The zombies had taken our world and this was all that was left. Follow Clary as she tries to survive in this apocalyptic world full of demons, downworlders and zombies. Read to find out what happens when Clary meets three other survivors of the outbreak. Clace story. All rights go to Cassandra Clare for all the characters in the story.

Life As A Mundane {Clace Love Story} by JessicaRibeiro1993

What if there wasn't shadowhunters, demons, vampires, seelies or werewolfs either? What if they all were just mundanes? What if their only problems were just the usual mundane problems? Would their life be boring? ••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••••• Find out and read my fanfic I DON'T OWN ANY OF THE CHARACTERS, CASSANDRA CLARE OWN THEM

Memories Are All She Has by Kirsten_Sharp

This happens after the city of heavenly fire.(In the Mortal Instruments series) She walks in gracefully and says with so much venom, that I flinch, "Sit down and listen." I obey, sensing a very wrong and dangerous vibe from her. She continues, "I am Ms. Smith but you will call me madam." I reply, "And I am Clar-" "I know who you are if not why would I have summoned that demon to kidnap you," she interrupts, glaring at me. I am shocked, why would this lady kidnap me. I am completely perplexed. She must have seen it on my face because she says, "You killed Jonathan Morgenstern when all he did was love you. I HATE YOU. If you weren't there he would have loved me. Now I will take your loved ones away from you." I am just about to reply when she sends electrifying green sparks towards me which make me lose consciousness. When I finally up she says, "I have cursed you. When you leave this house it will be the day of your sixteenth birthday again but this time Simon won't remember you and neither will your other friends especially your lover, Jace. If you get close to them then they will all die after a year. No other warlock can reverse this spell." Clary gets cursed one night by a certain vengeful warlock. That one night turns her whole world upside down. She has no one to trust, to depend on, to love. Will she survive this like she survived everything else or will she lose herself along the way? On top of that horrible sundae of a life there's a cherry of danger to top it off. More and more problems pile up on her plate and she is burdened with all of it. As usual she has to vanquish evil and save the world. Can she do it? Does love really conquer all and survive through the worst of odds? Read to find out!

Sweet Little Serena (Original) by ACourtOfStories

The greatest Shadowhunter of his generation is what they say about the legendary Jace Wayland. But, what you don't know, is that they also say the same of his twin sister, Serena. For Serena is many things. She is the Clave Envoy to Downworlders. She is the parabatai to Isabelle Lightwood. And Serena herself, is a Lightwood, because she's married to none other than Alec Lightwood. Having grown up together, the four of them made a promise that whenever they go on a mission, four go in and four come out. Join them as they fight to keep that promise when their world is turned upside down by the introduction of Clary Fairchild, the fiery daughter of the biggest threat to the Shadow World, Valentine Morgenstern. Will they stay together? And above all, will they stay alive? #1 in aleclightwood #1 in isabellelightwood #1 in jacewayland #1 in cityofbones #1 in valentinemorgenstern #1 in jonathanmorgenstern #1 in shadowhuntersfanfiction #1 in magnusbane #1 in lightwood #1 in shadowhunters #1 in downworlders #1 in themortalinstruments #1 in claryfairchild #5 in magic #9 in demons (Seasons 1-3) (Disclaimer: I don't own any of the characters or the plotline. I only own Serena and any original scenes and dialogue I've written.) (A/N: Would like to note that I have nothing against Alec being gay or Malec, I love them, this was just an idea that popped into my head, so please don't hate. Also, I still suck at descriptions but we're not surprised.)

Not by Blood - BEING REWRITTEN IN SEPARATE STORY by Booklivesmatter

"Family isn't just blood, Clary." _____________________________________ Following Jocelyn Fairchild's untimely death, Clary realizes she has no-one left. Simon is coming to terms with the fact that his family may never accept him for who he is, Jace has turned his back on her and Luke can no longer stand the sight of her. When an unlikely Shadowhunter reaches out and offers her the chance to become his family, can she trust him? Or is Clary destined to be alone forever? ****Disclaimer**** I do not own The Mortal Instruments, Shadowhunters or any of the characters involved. Credit goes to Cassandra Clare and the Shadowhunters writers.

THE IMMORTALS (✓) by piadreamer

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Shadowhunter Facebook Chats by porcelainpegasus

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Shadowhunters in a Chatroom (Completed) by CookiePieandCusterd

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✨ONC Round One qualified ✨ ✨ONC Round Two qualified ✨ ✨20,000 words ✅. ✨ ▪️▪️▪️▪️▪️▪️▪️▪️▪️▪️▪️▪️▪️▪️ "Oh my god! Where are we!? This couldn't be real! That was just a game, a damn video game!" A woman exclaimed, then burst into crying. "Maia! Baby, calm down. We'll figure it out, okay?" "But how Jordan? How? We're in the middle of nowhere!" "Mam, please calm down. He's right. We all need to figure this out together." Another person said, who was sitting on the armchair of the rotten couch. "Okay, I'm still not convinced!" Jace exclaimed while looking all around the mansion. "How could we all be inside a game!? This isn't some sci-fi movie, it's real-life dammit! What kind of sick prank is it!?" "Excuse me!?" Someone from the crowd yelled, "dude, prank or not, we're stuck on a freaking island. We should think about how to get out of here, alive!" ......................... Alexander Lightwood and his siblings had an addictive nag for video games. They loved spending hours trying to beat each other, but life found its way and made them separate, from the game and from each other. Now, in 2028, a new addictive game has found it's way into their lives - The Cursed Island. As the nostalgia hits the siblings, they gets involved but there's more than it meets the eye. People are vanishing out of existence and now Alexander Lightwood and his family are the victim of this cursed game. Will they be able to find the escape or will they become the victim of the unseen force? ▪️▪️▪️▪️▪️▪️▪️▪️▪️▪️▪️▪️▪️ Genre: Fanfiction Subgenre: Thriller, Adventure, Fantasy Ratings: Mature ⚠️W⚠️ Contains graphic depictions of mature content, unsettling visuals, violence, use of strong language, and mention of smut. [Images used in this book are taken from the internet. Credits to the rightful owner.] [I don't own any of the charac