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How To Not Life

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Reads 1,543
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Parts 21
Time 1h 13m

college coming-of-age embarrassing fails failure freindship growth highschool humor idk lowerschool middle middleschool read-if-sad romance self-help-but-not truestory

If you re feeling down and need a pick me up or just need to get away I am writing this book for you. This book is going to take you through my life with all the embarraising moments and failed choices. A friend asked me to write this because apaprently my life is hilarious. Therefore, if you want to feel better about your life or just need to know you are not alone this is for you.All Rights Reserved

college coming-of-age embarrassing fails failure freindship growth highschool humor idk lowerschool middle middleschool read-if-sad romance self-help-but-not truestory

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I stand up slowly and look up into the huge, sad, green eyes of my friend. I still remember my life when it was normal, average, plain. Nothing of any importance ever happened. "Don't go!" he pleads softly. I look down as my heart squeezes. "I have to," I say, "I can't let anyone else get hurt." Silently, I sob. "I'm sorry." I say and slowly turn to jump off the edge into a dark oblivion. ◆◆◆ Middle School Miniature brings to you the life of a confused 13 year old girl in middle school who finds herself on the small side of the coin as she and an acquaintance flee from those who would capture her. I like to try and focus on the descriptions to bring you, the reader, into the tiny shoes of Amelia as much as I can. I have always found these stories to twist my insides and really have me wishing to see that perspective for real. If you enjoy this kind of story, please consider reading. Copyright is mine. Please ask if you would like to create a spin-off.

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Middle School Miniature

I stand up slowly and look up into the huge, sad, green eyes of my friend. I still remember my life when it was normal, average, plain. Nothing of any importance ever happened. "Don't go!" he pleads softly. I look down as my heart squeezes. "I have to," I say, "I can't let anyone else get hurt." Silently, I sob. "I'm sorry." I say and slowly turn to jump off the edge into a dark oblivion. ◆◆◆ Middle School Miniature brings to you the life of a confused 13 year old girl in middle school who finds herself on the small side of the coin as she and an acquaintance flee from those who would capture her. I like to try and focus on the descriptions to bring you, the reader, into the tiny shoes of Amelia as much as I can. I have always found these stories to twist my insides and really have me wishing to see that perspective for real. If you enjoy this kind of story, please consider reading. Copyright is mine. Please ask if you would like to create a spin-off.