How To Not Life
kmrga18
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  • Parts 21
  • Time 1h 13m
kmrga18
Ongoing, First published Apr 13, 2020
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If you re feeling down and need a pick me up or just need to get away I am writing this book for you. This book is going to take you through my life with all the embarraising moments and failed choices. A friend asked me to write this because apaprently my life is hilarious. Therefore, if you want to feel better about your life or just need to know you are not alone this is for you.
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