Your daily bread (a toaster's diary)
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Why hello there!
I'm Jim, the resident toast burner.
You give me bread. I burn it.
Seem easy enough right?
I welcome you to my diary.
It's full of nonsense on the ongoings with the CLN Members.
Well I may or may not include here my plans to take over the whole of tri-state-area,
or maybe the whole world.
whahahhaahah.
You'll never know :>
One thing's for sure,
Wherever this toasters goes *points at self* chaos will follow
Big burnt boss of:
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