Random shiznit of screwed up events
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Ongoing12m
Last published Wed, Nov 13, 2013
----so this is a collection of stupid screwed up events that tend to occur quite often in my life it seems as though I am cursed but whatever I deal.....so be prepared to 1) laugh your head off 2) be very confused
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