Love- or Nah?
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Last published Sat, Sep 20, 2014
Jarod Dirtybeard is a man of cheesy one liners, farmers' tans, and take-out; the general picture of Red-Neckedness. Mildred Soapless is a woman of gorillas, thick glasses, and pimples on top of pimples; the general picture of someone who's failed in life. For Jarod, meeting Mildred is the best thing that's ever happened to him. Mildred, however, has met her first stalker. Will Jarod help Mildred to believe in love at first sight? Or will she decide to give her stalker a chance?
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