On the world of Selenus, in the land of Eostia, war wages on. The Seven Shield Alliance against the Olga Discordia and her monster armies. When Olga seemed to have the upper hand, the Seven Shields sought the aid of a famous mercenary band known as the Black Dogs, led by a man named Volt. But Volt and the Black Dogs have much eviler designs for Eostia, one that neither the Seven Shields nor Olga could stop.
In the dark times ahead, Eostia would need a band of heroes, brave, courageous, honorable, and stead-fast in order to save them....
....too bad they're stuck with these fuck-sticks.
Team 6, a band of very dangerous, slightly psychotic, and extremely hilarious group of lovable, and hatable, idiots are all that stand in the way of the evil the Black Dogs I tend to bring upon Eostia.
So, will the Seven Shields and Olga, along with her people, survive with the aid of Team 6? Will they find out that one can reach a new level of insanity by constantly being near a group of retards? Will BasicallyIDoWrk finally figure out who killed Zebadiah? Personally I don't give a shit, but to those who do, tune in each update to find out!
(A/N: I don't own Kuroinu, and on the case of Vanoss and crew... I honestly don't know what to put here since their real people. I guess that I... don't own nor gain anything from them, I guess? Does that work? I don't know. Any music or art belongs to their respective owners, and I will notify when something is of my own.)
Trolling people is Kakashi's way of dealing with his new situation. Running away is Sakura's answer. Sasuke's solution involves hiding, and Naruto just wonders what his Uzumaki luck has landed him in this time around.
Middle-earth is a strange new territory, with strange new threats, overprotective elves, and four little elflings who just want to find their way home... wherever that home might be, because like it or not, they're stuck there with no chance of return. Death tends to be final like that, especially when there's no one left to edo tensei oneself back to life.
A second chance at life should be a blessing, but trouble somehow always finds Team Seven, whether it comes in the form of strange beasts called orcs or nosy golden-haired elves who think they've returned from the Halls of Mandos too, though perhaps this time they might get a few thousand years of peace before the action begins.
PAIRINGS: Gen, N/A
Crossposted on AO3 and ff.net, the link to my profiles over there is in my bio, though this (like 'Through Dull Green Eyes') is a combination of what is multiple works on the other sites listed there.
I do not own the image on the cover and it has been used entirely for non-profit, but if the owner wishes for me to take it down, then please inform me.