The United States of Air
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  • Reads 63
  • Votes 4
  • Parts 3
  • Time 52m
Ongoing, First published Sep 24, 2012
Food Enforcement Agent Jason Frolick believes in America. He believes in eating air. He struggles to get the food monkey off his back. As part of the Global War on Fat, his job is to put food terrorists in Fat Camp.

When a pizza dealer gets whacked in the park across the street from the Thin House, the Prophet Jones himself asks Frolick to investigate. For the first time ever, Frolick solves a murder -- but what he finds out shakes his faith.

Will he ever be able to eat air again?
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