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Best Jokes Ever

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If you are looking for a good laugh, this is the book for you!

If you have any other jokes that you would like to be included in this book, please comment/pm and share them with me! I'll gladly add them and I'm open to all kinds of jokes!

If you find some of these jokes hurtful then I'm sorry but just to let you know, they aren't mine!! I got most of them from a lovely friend called Google and I just picked out ones that I thought were funny! Also these jokes aren't meant to target anyone or put anyone down, they are simply here to make people laugh! Sometimes laughing at things that make us uncomfortable is the best way to really see the problem and deal with them. 

Please and thank u!!!!

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