DREAM TURNED NIGHTMARE, klaus mikaelson

Shockingly callous and sardonic Andromeda Beck has a thirst for a few things that cannot be quenched.

As a starter, she has a hard-on for Elena "birdbrain" Gilbert, and wants her 𝘨𝘰𝘯𝘦. According to Andromeda, Elena is egotistical, stubborn, and an all-around bitchy person. As well as, she won't stop pestering Andromeda and her friends! They're an exclusive friend group and are not holding open auditions for new members: 𝘦𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘪𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 for birdbrain, and as always, Elena wasn't getting the memo. Everywhere, Andromeda, Luella, Carson, and Benjamin turned, Elena effing Gilbert was there to disturb them.

Secondly, there's the whole supernatural dilemma in Mystic Falls. She dreams to be left out of all the celestial bullshit that's following her every move. Andromeda doesn't care for it and honestly, she'd rather be guillotined than deal with the petty witches, vampires, and werewolves.

Next, her ancient grandfather (who almost certainly has dementia) 𝘯𝘦𝘦𝘥𝘴 to stop with the legends of the so-called "Crimson Pack" and give it a rest. She's not a werewolf, there's no such thing as 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘊𝘶𝘳𝘴𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘓𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘭𝘺, and she doesn't have a soulmate! A nursing home for him is in the near future.

Finally, although she appreciates the undivided attention and care that Klaus "Dracula" Mikaelson shows her, it's a bit redundant and vexatious. Sure, he's hot and she'd definitely hit it a few times: however, he is not only the original hybrid, but he also tried to murder the one supernatural person she can stand, Bonnie, too many times for comfort. Also, he won't even touch her? Like, he actually goes out of his way not to touch her. Weird. Really weird.

[ the vampire diaries, season 3-4 & 6 ]
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