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𝑯𝒆𝒍𝒑𝒍𝒆𝒔𝒔 {•countryhumans x reader•}

Shrek_in_a_Thong

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Shrek_in_a_Thong

𝕀𝕟 𝕒 𝕨𝕠𝕣𝕝𝕕 𝕨𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕖 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕘𝕠𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕟𝕞𝕖𝕟𝕥 𝕚𝕤 𝕕𝕒𝕣𝕜 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕖𝕧𝕚𝕝 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕒𝕝𝕝 𝕙𝕦𝕞𝕒𝕟𝕚𝕥𝕪 𝕙𝕒𝕤 𝕘𝕚𝕧𝕖𝕟 𝕦𝕡 𝕙𝕠𝕡𝕖..
𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕤𝕖 𝕤𝕥𝕣𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕖 𝕡𝕖𝕠𝕡𝕝𝕖 𝕒𝕡𝕡𝕖𝕒𝕣𝕖𝕕 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕙 𝕗𝕝𝕒𝕘𝕤 𝕠𝕗 𝕔𝕠𝕦𝕟𝕥𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕤 𝕡𝕝𝕒𝕤𝕥𝕖𝕣𝕖𝕕 𝕠𝕟 𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕚𝕣 𝕗𝕒𝕔𝕖𝕤. 𝕋𝕙𝕖𝕪 𝕒𝕣𝕖 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕙𝕠𝕡𝕖 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕪𝕓𝕠𝕕𝕪 𝕟𝕖𝕖𝕕𝕖𝕕 , 𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕪 𝕥𝕒𝕜𝕖 𝕘𝕠𝕠𝕕 𝕔𝕒𝕣𝕖 𝕠𝕗 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕡𝕖𝕠𝕡𝕝𝕖 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕪'𝕧𝕖 𝕓𝕖𝕔𝕠𝕞𝕖 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕟𝕖𝕨 𝕝𝕖𝕒𝕕𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕠𝕗 𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕔𝕠𝕣𝕣𝕦𝕡𝕥 𝕖𝕣𝕒.
.....𝕙𝕠𝕨𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕣 𝕨𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕨𝕠𝕦𝕝𝕕 𝕙𝕒𝕡𝕡𝕖𝕟 𝕀𝕗 𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕪 𝕕𝕚𝕤𝕒𝕡𝕡𝕖𝕒𝕣𝕖𝕕 𝕛𝕦𝕤𝕥 𝕒𝕤 𝕗𝕒𝕤𝕥 𝕒𝕤 𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕪 𝕔𝕒𝕞𝕖..?....
𝕁𝕠𝕚𝕟 (𝕪/𝕟) 𝕚𝕟 𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕔𝕣𝕒𝕫𝕪 𝕒𝕕𝕧𝕖𝕟𝕥𝕦𝕣𝕖 𝕒𝕤 𝕤𝕙𝕖 𝕘𝕖𝕥𝕤 𝕥𝕒𝕟𝕘𝕝𝕖𝕕 𝕦𝕡 𝕨𝕚𝕥𝕙 𝕥𝕙𝕖𝕤𝕖 𝕤𝕠 𝕔𝕒𝕝𝕝𝕖𝕕 𝕔𝕠𝕦𝕟𝕥𝕪𝕙𝕦𝕞𝕒𝕟𝕤 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕔𝕠𝕣𝕣𝕦𝕡𝕥 𝕨𝕠𝕣𝕝𝕕. 

        𝕎𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕖 𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕪𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕥𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕙𝕒𝕡𝕡𝕖𝕟𝕤 𝕔𝕒𝕟'𝕥 𝕓𝕖 𝕤𝕥𝕠𝕡𝕡𝕖𝕕.....
 

                                                       𝔸𝕟𝕕 𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕪𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕚𝕤 𝕙𝕖𝕝𝕡𝕝𝕖𝕤𝕤.....Creative Commons (CC) Attribution

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Shattering Constellations | Countryhumans | by Blisopoppy

I, America, live in a perfect world. No one disturbs me; they fear me. As a wise man had said, "isolation is the key to success." I believe it whole heartedly. Society is cruel. And to counter it, I must be independent, secretive, and alert. Welcome to my world as I start a new chapter in the 'perfect' school: UN high school. ✖️〰️✖️ Posting one chapter every week(either Saturday or Friday!) 🤓📖 ✨ships (not all)✨ Russia x America x China 🇺🇸🇷🇺🇨🇳 UkrainexCanada (more relevant)🇺🇦🇨🇦 GermanyxPoland (side)🇩🇪🇵🇱 JapanxSouthKorea (side)🇯🇵🇰🇷 >^< It's my first story! ✨ >з<❣️please give it some love! ✨ Disclaimer: Not historically accurate 🚫 Grammar issues ☹️ Mature⚠️ Fiction😱 Human au🤖 No politics😀 Female America 🦅🦅🦅 🇺🇸 #1 Ukranada Nov 19 2023 #1 AmericaxChina Dec 11 2023 #1 Chimerica Jan 9 2024 #1 ukrainexcanada Jan 17 2024 #1 ukranada March 2 2024 #1 femaleamerica March 22 2024 #1 ruschi April 7 2024 #1 femamerica April 22 2024 #1 amechi April 23 2024 #38 countryhuman June 20 2024 #1 countryhuman June 22 2024 #1 americaxrussia July 19 2024

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[NOTE: I wrote this such a while back. So I apologize if there's a lot of grammar problems. Enjoy<3] *Title* Join the craze yo. This book only contains 'x reader's so far. I'm not the best when it comes to writing romance but I'll do my best ^^ Mostly not gender-neutral : P (I'm sorry I don't know how to write that) ♪~Criticism is welcomed with open arms!~♪ ›-- BRAGGING RIGHTS: #1 in countryhumansxreader (12/29/20)

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I, America, live in a perfect world. No one disturbs me; they fear me. As a wise man had said, "isolation is the key to success." I believe it whole heartedly. Society is cruel. And to counter it, I must be independent, secretive, and alert. Welcome to my world as I start a new chapter in the 'perfect' school: UN high school. ✖️〰️✖️ Posting one chapter every week(either Saturday or Friday!) 🤓📖 ✨ships (not all)✨ Russia x America x China 🇺🇸🇷🇺🇨🇳 UkrainexCanada (more relevant)🇺🇦🇨🇦 GermanyxPoland (side)🇩🇪🇵🇱 JapanxSouthKorea (side)🇯🇵🇰🇷 >^< It's my first story! ✨ >з<❣️please give it some love! ✨ Disclaimer: Not historically accurate 🚫 Grammar issues ☹️ Mature⚠️ Fiction😱 Human au🤖 No politics😀 Female America 🦅🦅🦅 🇺🇸 #1 Ukranada Nov 19 2023 #1 AmericaxChina Dec 11 2023 #1 Chimerica Jan 9 2024 #1 ukrainexcanada Jan 17 2024 #1 ukranada March 2 2024 #1 femaleamerica March 22 2024 #1 ruschi April 7 2024 #1 femamerica April 22 2024 #1 amechi April 23 2024 #38 countryhuman June 20 2024 #1 countryhuman June 22 2024 #1 americaxrussia July 19 2024