Game Grumps Fanfiction Written by AI

In the Grumps video "We Read Your Bot Generated Fanfiction, " Arin says (at 11:33) that he wants to try writing an entire story using InferKit (formerly Talk to Transformer). And I thought, me too! And so I did. And here it is! Just over 4000 words long, which is the length of a novel as decreed by Chuck Tingle.

The bolded sentences are the ones I typed into the bot myself when the copy-pasted sentences went a little too far off track.

Other than that, the only "editing" I did was fixing punctuation, pronouns (replacing "I" with "he", etc), and replacing randomly generated names with Arin and Dan's names when the bot forgot who we were talking about.