Really Over

"You are stalking me, aren't you?" He said more like a statement than a question.

"What! Me stalk you? Oh puh-lease you give yourself way too much credit you know" I replied defensively, in a high pitched voice.
Oh God! I am such a terrible liar. Whenever I lie I tend to speak really loud and laugh at everything. And I am doing just that.

"You know I'm not oblivious, from class to the cafeteria, and now here. Why are you stalking me?" Seriously dude is that even a question? Like it isn't the most obvious thing on earth.

So all along he knew I was stalking him, not like I'll ever admit it to his face.
He was looking at me weirdly, i think he is trying to look intimidating. A grin appeared on his face, like he figured something out.

"Don't tell me you..." I caught him off, i knew what he was going to say.

"Oh no. No no no no no, don't even think that"

"You know what I think?" He asked, this time with a smirk.

"Whatever you're thinking, get it out of your head 'cause none of it is true" Okay now he's pissing me off.

"I think you are stalking me because you like me" Well captain obvious, its high time you noticed.

"Get over yourself dude" I said in a bored tone.

"Why being so defensive" He was really enjoying this, wasn't he?

"You know what? I don't have time for this" I said walking away from him.