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Too Many Johns: A Journey Through the Wasteland

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At 13, all men are sorted by their musical proficiency: Drummer, Singer, Guitarist, Bassist, and Lesser Musician, and placed in a housing unit together. When two drummers get the idea in their head to kidnap men from the other sections, there's no stopping them. Keith Moon and Ringo Starr don't know what they're getting themselves into, and John and John will have their pound of flesh.

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