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Sirens and Sprinkles

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Reads 5,652
Votes 992
Parts 15
Time 1h 2m

comedy contemporary crazy dreamlandbooks food friendship fun funny generalfiction humor lgbtq newadult nonbinary pansexual police pranks queer random revenge rivalry short shortstory silly sweet youngadult

When Dave starts doing the weekly doughnut run for Maplevale's small team of firefighters, he expects his only problems to be his coworkers' latest pranks and which flavors of doughnut he should pick. Unfortunately for him, the most irritable police officer in town doesn't react well to the revelation that only the firemen are treated to free doughnuts.

Soon, Dave finds himself stuck in a heated conflict involving a polka dancing Dalmatian, dumpster diving, and lots and lots of sprinkles as he and his coworkers fight to protect their right to free doughnuts.

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