Gree Badgerscroft is trapped in a post-apocalyptic world with a twist; she is living the dream heroine sequence through an astonishing encounter with princes, magical beings and royal satire. Gree's brother Pru suffers from a severe disease for which Gree is compelled to act to save not only her family, but the entirety of humanity. Does marriage offer the solution to her drab life? Or will magic shape her destiny, alongside several cringeworthy romantic encounters? This is the first in a trilogy of books which are characterised as an Apocalyptic Dystopian Tragicomedy. For lovers of fanfiction with an original and satirical twist (and a possible hint of Mozart...)