Horse sausage peepee's Diary
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Last published Sun, Apr 19, 2020
Horse sausage peepee is a smart and hopeful lawyer from England, but his life is going nowhere until he meets Uh Oh Stinky, a short woman with a passion for cats. Horse sausage immediately dislikes Uh oh and the violent and deranged behavior she acquired in Scotland. However, when a instagram bhaddie tries to kick Horse sausage, Uh oh springs to the rescue. Horse sausage begins to see that Uh oh is actually hilarious. But, the pressures of Uh oh's job as a navigator leave her blind to Horse sausage's affections. When wild police officer, Clifford Big Red Dog, threatens to come between them, Uh oh has to act fast. Will they ever find the sizzling love that they deserve?
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