Who hasn't heard of the pesky, flying kid who spends his immortal life fighting an old pirate and leading a bunch of lost boys in animal suits? And that's what he does when he's not flirting with mermaids and Pocahontas Jr. I've decided to write a bunch of new names for Peter Pan. These have been carefully thought out, and don't worry. They still rhyme. Let me know which one is your favorite.