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I Hate Pirates!

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Reads 211
Votes 6
Parts 4
Time 34m

What do you get when you mix a 21st century, crazy, anime lover teenager, who loves making corny puns, a dangerous pirate, who wants nothing more than rule the seven seas, and a spanish lactose intolerance ship mate who's named after a dairy product? A whole lot of adventure and trouble.    


Anna Marie Jones is in her senior year of high school. She isn't very sociable, but she has the most three amazing best friends in the world in her hometown of New York City. She always wanted adventure in her life, that's why she stuck to watching anime and reading Manga. Every once in a while, she would read joke books. But it all changes one day when she heads to a blue glowing light.    


Now Captain Jacob Bates is a wanted criminal in every part of the world except Antarctica and the Arctic Circle. He's a badass pirate wanting to find the legendary treasure chest of the pirate king. It was foretold whoever found it would be able to get the Chintamani Stone where you are able to get one single wish. He's father made his whole life trying to find that gem, and it's Jacob turn to finish the job.    


Our Spanish lover over here is a sick ship mate. He's allergic to dust, cats, dogs, pollen, etc. Most importantly he's allergic to any types of dairy food/products. It's ironic why he's mother named him Queso. He's been best friends with the Jacob Bates since they were just born because they are only a week apart, making Jacob older than him.     


Can this team of three help Captain Bates find the legendary stone, so each of the three can get there own wish? Jacob being king of the pirates, Queso being not allergic to anything, and Anna Marie being able to go back home. Piece of cake, if only Anna Marie didn't like pirates to begin with. She hates them!All Rights Reserved

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Mystery Of Existence

The Creation... Where all Existence exist along with Non-Existence as interconnection to Existence, providing a aspects for such lead to maintain the balance of The Creation. A Existence contains everything that we had been see: A Galaxy, Universe, a theory of Multiverse, and so beyond. Thus all undiscovered truth still remain mystery, even infinite celestials bodies are just mere-aspect of it. All celestial entities even a God don't know what truth beneath the Existence. A used of system made by human to traveling the cosmos but to find the truth of it but they only found nothing, clueless, yet they gone... With a strange phenomenon making human race fall into abyss, they gave up... Not until a guy born with a curiosity about the truth of The Creation, he'd read so many books that were actually a journey of a people whose traveled the cosmos, creating a hint for human to regain their strongest era. And the guy named Jonathan, standing tall in front of a strange yet massive ancient doors, along with a unknown symbols within the curve of the doors, filled with immense power that cannot be calculated or measure it. Jonathan realize there's puzzle to open this door and reveal something within the door, and so Jonathan goes venture to find the missing symbols, in his adventures he met Mary Carter, a young woman with a obsession of books that contains a information about the Cosmos, soon enough they become a friend, a partner for their own yet same goal. Along with a hint that in one of Mary's book, now they know where they needed to go-Indonesia, specifically Candi Borobudur where there's a book filled with a information that let the user capable to transcends a dimensional. That is one of requirements to find a puzzle of the Ancient Doors, and so they goes venture to Indonesia... But is their journey gonna goes smoothly? Or they get involved into something dangerous? Who's knows, but we'll see it soon...