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Funny Drarry conversations

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THIS IS A MEME-WORTHY HILARIOUS COMPILATION OF THE FUNNIEST DRARRY MOMENTS TO EVER OCCUR. 
THESE.
ALL.
HAPPENED.
you cannot convince me otherwise.All Rights Reserved

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"Why did you run away?" Harry tried changing the subject. "You're a coward Malfoy, you know that? You left your friends behind, Pansy and Blaise and stuff." Draco glared at Harry. "Like I said, get your cock out of my arse, will you?" Harry forced a small laugh. "My cock is not willing to go up your arse, as much you'd want it to." Oh, two can play this game. Harry was sounding much more like a Slytherin now. This was more fun than he expected. Draco grimaced. "That's disgusting Potter. Trust me, I wouldn't sink that low to sleeping around with someone that practically drinks sperm for breakfast." (This story isn't some sappy fluff. Has actual pretty interesting plot) Please leave feedback/comments, all will be appreciated!!!

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Roommates (Drarry) by lorcans-love

"Yeah, um, I..." But the lingering effects of Felix wouldn't let me lie. "I do. I really like you." "Not platonically, then." "Not platonically." "Well, that's lucky." He said. "Because I think I really like you too, Draco Malfoy." "If this is a joke," I began, not believing my ears, "then get lost and I never want to talk to you again. If it-" "It's not a j-" "Let me finish, Potter. If it's not a joke, then shut up and kiss me already and stop stalling." -------------------------- Draco and Harry are back for an eighth year of Hogwarts to finish their NEWTs. Unfortunately, there aren't many eighth year students, or extra dormitories, so they end up sharing a room... Disclaimer: almost all aspects of the Wizarding World belong to J K Rowling, including most of the characters, Hogwarts, NEWTs, etc. Cover art belongs to @midgaardian on Twitter No smut - nothing ever goes further than kissing. Ranked: 🥇(major tags) #1 on gay 18.7.21 #19 on romance 18.9.21 (HOLY- idk how this happened?? but tysm) 🥈(big tags) #1 on harrypotter 30.4.22 #2 on malfoy 18.7.21 #2 on dracomalfoy 6.7.21 #2 on gayromance 7.1.22 #3 on drarry 6.7.21 🥉(smaller tags) #1 on eighthyear 4.4.21 #1 on drarryfanfic 11.9.21

Love Potions Class by KawaiiPineapple123

There is a new subject in school- Love Potions. In this class, Draco and Harry get paired up together as lovers, and they have to make love potions, testing them on one another. Draco gets a crazy obsession with Harry and the two fall in love. Suddenly, they are asked to go live amongst muggles with some other students... WARNING! Some EXTREMELY detailed MA content.

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"Why did you run away?" Harry tried changing the subject. "You're a coward Malfoy, you know that? You left your friends behind, Pansy and Blaise and stuff." Draco glared at Harry. "Like I said, get your cock out of my arse, will you?" Harry forced a small laugh. "My cock is not willing to go up your arse, as much you'd want it to." Oh, two can play this game. Harry was sounding much more like a Slytherin now. This was more fun than he expected. Draco grimaced. "That's disgusting Potter. Trust me, I wouldn't sink that low to sleeping around with someone that practically drinks sperm for breakfast." (This story isn't some sappy fluff. Has actual pretty interesting plot) Please leave feedback/comments, all will be appreciated!!!