Five Trees...If You Please
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In corso, pubblicata il ago 25, 2014
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What begins as a friendly dispute between Joe Human, his dog, and five trees in the yard, ends up as a terrible lesson in the unfairness and betrayal of the human world. "Five Trees…If You Please" features pun wars and a squirrel determined to imitate a storyteller we all grew up to love. [Rated PG-13 for some profani-tree]
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