stupid cupid, stop picking on me

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Then again, Stanley Uris likes to think a lot of things. He likes to think about even numbers and perfectly pressed polo shirts. He likes to think about words that aren't slurred and perfect pronunciation. What he doesn't like to think about is often what he does, which, more often than not, is murder clowns and disproportionate women created with oil paints.

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