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The Bullshit in Our Horoscopes

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Parts 25
Time 3h 56m

HufflepunkZebra

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A Pop Punk Parody Fanfiction: Book One

You've heard of The Fault in Our Stars, now be prepared for The Bullshit in Our Horoscopes. A pop punk romance where The Fault In Our Stars meets Warped Tour. Starring: As It Is, Set It Off, Waterparks, We The Kings, and more. I don't know why I originally wrote this, but now it is revised and sucks less. 

As It Is are about to go on the last full cross country run of Vans Warped Tour and, they could not be more excited. A whole summer spent playing shows and hanging with good friends in other bands. Patty Walters couldn't wait for this Summer, especially since he is so sure this is going to be his last Summer alive. Ronnie Ish decides to prove Patty wrong and show him why he should live life like there is no tomorrow while also having the energy to continue living another day. He goes on to prove why life is worth living and how you are never truly alone in this world, even if it means reliving painful parts from his past. Maybe life isn't so bad. 

A story of multiple adventures  filled with positivity and life's curveballs. Tour is something extraordinary and this year, 2018, will be one that they remember forever and always.All Rights Reserved

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These Things That We've Done (Kellin Quinn) {Book 2} by epiconfire

Sequel to This Time I'll Hang, Close the Door. Summer Quinn has been through a lot. There's been secrets, lies, changes, and promises. Finally some good events are taking place. But when good things come along, bad things have to balance the world out, right? What happens when the unimaginable happens? When the secrets come out, the lies unfold, the changes are for the worse, and the promises break? Well, that's for Mr. and Mrs. Quinn to find out. --QUICK NOTE! Kellin Quinn is not with Kate in this story. Instead he is with some fictional character I made up in my head (cool right?). Also, I do not own any band members nor famous people mentioned in this story, even though I would like to. Thank you for understanding.-- Warning: Sexual content, vulgar language, self harm, medical issues, death, and violence will be in this story. I will warn you when and if characters in the story are getting it on, when and if characters in the story are dying (or in pain either caused by others or themselves), and when and if something goes down that I don't think all of you want to read. But, I will only warn you all if it is truly needed. :) Dedicated to: @InnocentDemon69 Cover by: simplystiles-

Make Me or Break Me ✖️Muke by sk8rgrl76

All time Low and Five Minutes to Midnight are planning a joint world tour that is to be kicked off in May. Only problem is they don't have a supporting act and the tour starts in a month. Their saving grace comes in the form of Australian/American pop-punk band by the name of American Love Affair, but when ATL and 5 MTM meet American Love Affair, it becomes apparent that the two lead singers from 5 MTM and ALA can't stand each other. American Love Affair is just coming into the music scene, so why do they seem to hate each other when they've never even met? Is a tour with your favorite bands really all it's cracked up to be when both of them are keeping secrets? And will the truth about one of their members, the one that two of the bands have been working so hard to keep, finally come to light? Ashton knows Michael needs help, he knows he should tell someone about his best friend slowly killing himself. but he doesn't want to see the desperate look on his face, the same one he had the last time they told him he was done. ~~~~~~ Warnings: Depression, eating disorder, anorexia, self harm, suicide attempts, mentions of rape. (credit to the original owners of all the songs used in this book.)

Battle of the Bands (PTV, OM&M, SWS, AA, ATL, PVRIS) [boyxgirl/girlxgirl] by UnicornFuentes

Pierce The Veil Sleeping With Sirens PVRIS Of Mice & Men Asking Alexandria All Time Low ***** Besides PVRIS, Pierce the Veil, Sleeping With Sirens, Of Mice & Men, All Time Low and Asking Alexandria, the Vans Warped Tour kind of sucks. Meaning other than people coming to see these 6 bands and nothing else, the tour will not get the profit it needs. Kevin Lyman, the founder of the Vans Warped Tour, has two solutions. A) More interviews and propaganda, cheaper merch, etcetera. B) A 60 day competition in which the six bands fight till the death for the award, which is the title of King of Warped. The trick? The 6 bands have to come up with the competition. Everyone is cool with solution A, but what about B? Relationships are built up, broken down, repaired and destroyed. Lives and hearts are destroyed and broken. Pacts and the trust that held them together are lost. And to think its all because of a small town loser named Jackie.

This Thing Called Life { Sequal } Editing by Lazarreah

Book series in order ♥ { • My Brother Bestfriend } { • This Thing Called Life } { • This is Our Life } [ This Thing Called Life is the sequal to My Brothers Best Friend ] [ Note: Please read the first book, to understand everything that's happening in this book. ] [ Yes, this book is completed ] [ EDITING ] 👇 { Story description } 👇 -------------------------------------------------- Why did August cheat on Daejah? What she wasn't good enough? Would they get ever get back together? Will they soon to be family work out? Is Ariana and Davontae gonna live happily ever after? Or Will he just cheat like August? Secrets that was in the dark will be coming out to the light, they would either make our break the family and relationships. There would be new lives introduce from the past.... but there all to innocent to know what's wrong and what relationships there causing stress on. With Fame, fortune, love, hate, enemy's, temptation, jealousy getting in the way, many things will happen. Some good some bad but there all left with a BIG outcome at the end. Many rights and wrongs happen in this book. That Daejah and August have to face ... but will they survive together in This Thing Called life? Started- June 17 2018 Finished - April 27 2019

See the Stars with You | ✓ by maiacannotwrite

**TRIGGER WARNING** "Someone tell me why I just wanna see the stars with you." 2015 I'm sorry. This probably came as a shock to you. But if you really knew me, you would've seen it coming. No one really knows me. There's not much I can do now, is there? You probably hate me now. I do, too. You'll get over it. You should also know that I am finally free. *** In a final, frantic shot at fleeing a predisposed battle, she finds herself overlooking the furious waves below. It is, at last, time to take a bow and step offstage. When she leans forward, arms wide open to embrace the only fate she can decide, she doesn't expect to survive. Fate really has a means of getting its way at the end. *** He's never been an impulsive person in general, but somehow finds himself in the water to save the absolute dimwit whom he could've sworn was on the cliff ten seconds ago. The girl isn't very grateful when she sees her newest visitor at the hospital. Strange, considering he just saved her life. Disregarding her dance around the bush, he's determined to unravel her story, to unearth the demons she sought to escape. Before he knows it, he's tangled in the wilds of her mind, having ventured way too far. Leaving it to fate to determine what would happen if he was yanked right out.

Book 1: She's A Little Runaway (Izzy Stradlin) by socialvoodoodoll

Book 1 of 🌸 𝓗𝓮𝓪𝓿𝓮𝓷 🌸 (Btw, in this series GN'R doesn't break up. I follow most of the true events in GN'R's career except for the breaking up) Reyna Adler ran away from home when she was only 15. She managed to get a job at the infamous Whiskey A Go-Go. Years later, her little brother shows up and is in the biggest band on the Sunset Strip. In that band she meets the mysterious rhythm guitarist. Will she fall for him? Will she let him drag her back down into the toxic world of drugs and sex?

Wake Up, Sunshine [JALEX] by _-321Y33TY33T123-_

So this is a club AU thing. Inspired by The Scene I just read it and it was so good. kinda inspired. This book has a lot of characters in it so bare with me. How about I just put the bands and individuals that are in bands down here and if they aren't down here they aren't band related probably made up by yours truly. Bands involved in this fic: P!ATD (OG members minus Brent) ATL PTV SWS Waterparks (Awsten is fem!) FOB IDKHBTFM MCR (Gerard is fem!) Individuals (all of these people have their own bands but idk the whole band or they play as themselves): Oli Sykes Hayley Williams Andy Biersack Josh Franceschi Kurt Cobain Ronnie Radke I hope you can keep up and it doesn't get boring or confusing.

The Nightmare at Warped Tour [A Set It Off FanFic] by KatyNicole143

We all have that one dream that we desperately want to come true, don't we? I know I do, my name is Clementine Meadows or at least I've made it to be. My real name on my birth certificate is Amelia Rogers, I never particularly cared for the name my parents bestowed upon me, so I changed it in high school. But I should get back to the true point in this, description, or explanation, whichever. My dream is to be the merch girl for Sleeping With Sirens, I won't lie it mostly has to do with being close to Kellin Quinn, my one and only true love. But also to spend Warped Tour with a band I love on a tour I've felt I was meant to be on. Only I don't get exactly what I wanted. No, instead I'm stuck with some no name band, from Tampa, Florida. I mean who gives a damn about Set It Off? Who are they really? Does it matter? Of course, by the end of the tour, I'll learn they'll be more to me than I ever expected. Set It Off is a real band, as well as each of the band members, Cody Carson, Austin Kerr, Dan Clermont, Maxx Danziger, Zach Dewall, as well as their wonderful tour manager, Andrew Cramb. I would like to point out, that none of the guys are they way they are made out to be in this story, they are not jerks, actually they are the opposite, there wonderful and huge sweethearts. So I am being melodramatic for the story, as well as making the character out to see the guys how she wants to see them. There are many ways for everyone to talk to them, or listen to them. Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/setitoffband Twitter - https://twitter.com/setitoff Instagram - http://instagram.com/setitoffband Tumblr - http://setitoffband.tumblr.com/ MerchNow - http://setitoff.merchnow.com/ YouTube - http://www.youtube.com/setitoffband & http://www.youtube.com/user/rockmaniac89 You can find all of their personals for each of those websites, I won't put those here, as there are many, but they are very easy to find.

Overdue - A Rockstar Romance by ItsTheQuietGirls

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You Are My Getaway//C.T.H. by -itsafangirlthing-

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These Things That We've Done (Kellin Quinn) {Book 2} cover

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Battle of the Bands (PTV, OM&M, SWS, AA, ATL, PVRIS) [boyxgirl/girlxgirl] cover

This Thing Called Life { Sequal } Editing cover

See the Stars with You | ✓ cover

Book 1: She's A Little Runaway (Izzy Stradlin) cover

Wake Up, Sunshine [JALEX] cover

The Nightmare at Warped Tour [A Set It Off FanFic] cover

Overdue - A Rockstar Romance cover

You Are My Getaway//C.T.H. cover

These Things That We've Done (Kellin Quinn) {Book 2}

Sequel to This Time I'll Hang, Close the Door. Summer Quinn has been through a lot. There's been secrets, lies, changes, and promises. Finally some good events are taking place. But when good things come along, bad things have to balance the world out, right? What happens when the unimaginable happens? When the secrets come out, the lies unfold, the changes are for the worse, and the promises break? Well, that's for Mr. and Mrs. Quinn to find out. --QUICK NOTE! Kellin Quinn is not with Kate in this story. Instead he is with some fictional character I made up in my head (cool right?). Also, I do not own any band members nor famous people mentioned in this story, even though I would like to. Thank you for understanding.-- Warning: Sexual content, vulgar language, self harm, medical issues, death, and violence will be in this story. I will warn you when and if characters in the story are getting it on, when and if characters in the story are dying (or in pain either caused by others or themselves), and when and if something goes down that I don't think all of you want to read. But, I will only warn you all if it is truly needed. :) Dedicated to: @InnocentDemon69 Cover by: simplystiles-