This is something I used to say to my kids when I just didn't care some people would say "Big F¥€king deal" or "so what who cares" but I'd say "Big Hairy Fairy" so I didn't cuss in front of the little ones but then I decided to come up with a story for it and I hope y'all like it but please be nice this is my first time writing publicity and I gotta say I'm a bit nervous about it but hear goes...............