The Obituarist (part 1)

The Obituarist (part 1)

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The Obituarist - Dead people are the safest story around. They can’t answer back. But if you follow in death’s footsteps, it can be dangerous to get too close. When a war hero dies suddenly, a struggling journalist finds himself in the right place at the right time to make his own reputation. Dead old soldiers make for wonderful obituaries - their lives so much more vivid and action-packed than our own humdrum existence. For an obituary writer, they’re a welcome relief from boring men in grey suits and large-breasted Z-list “celebrities”. But how can an obituarist meet his deadlines when death moves so slowly? It’s not what you think. Brace yourself for handlebar moustaches, stiff drinks, hyphenated surnames, greed, treachery and, of course, death. With a twist. Reviews: “Mordant, funny, dark, teasing and ironic.” MakinMovies.net "Really enjoyable ride! A page turner from the outset!" Su Verheoven "Got absolutely no work done as the story just kept me engaged until I finished it. Tally ho chaps, bandits at twelve o'clock. A ripping yarn!" Michael J Lawrence (author of The Aphrodite Conspiracy) "Clever, absorbing and witty with a splendid, surprise finish." Chris Wesson (Charles Dickens London Experience)
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Death is a funny thing. It's the ultimate step out of our comfort zones. You realize this world is the biggest comfort zone there is. Earth has always been a constant in a constantly changing world. We're all born into it with this air of certainty. We always know the ground under our feet will be there tomorrow. Death is like waking up and that comfort of the world around you is destroyed. -AD // Mackenzie Oliver is finally a senior. She's ready to graduate and move on with life. But it's not that simple. In fact, it's impossible. One day, some random guy shows up claiming to be the Grim Reaper and tells her she only has one year to live. What do you say to that? "Bullshit." Unfortunately, vulgar language isn't going to stop the clock or save her life. Neither is slapping the Grim Reaper across the face. But, hey. It never hurts to try. Copyright © 2017 by AD

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