the siren of the north

(Please don't skip because it has only one chapter. This is a short story, which i might turn into a proper story, if you actually like it!
Okay before you read this is based in a place called Cromarty in the Highlands of Scotland. No, before you stalkers start packing your bags to come and kill me, I don't live there but I have visited millions of times (for the amazing cheeses, baking and Scandinavian kitchenware!) And also this is based on the life of Hugh Miller! If you don't know who he is (which is terrible), you can go to the Hugh Miller birthplace museum and cottage!! ( Or just Google it and look at his Wikipedia if you can't be bothered to drag your self to Scotland) please note that it may be slightly dark!!
Anyway please enjoy this book and I will try to stop being an obnoxious git!!!!!

Please read it.

Please.

Just click read already I'm getting slightly annoyed now.

please!