It's Not An Adventure (Dirk Gently x reader)
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Okay so I was watching the Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency panel in San Diego and one of the questions was 'What case would you like Dirk Gently to try to solve?' and Max Landis' answer was hilarious. If you've seen the San Diego Dirk Gently panel then you may already know what's going to happen. Basically what Max did was he almost created the plot of an episode/season within his two-minute answer. It was so random and funny and it was just so Dirk that I had to write something about it. Hope you enjoy!
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