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Bean: The Musical

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A story of a bean who is working on a case.. solving the murder of his dead parents.. but he holds a secret or two.. will he make the right choice?! 


(This is NOT a "Story" this is a Monologue for a musical I'm writing. Yes I'm writing a musical about a bean. I really hope you enjoy and laugh along the way! ~ TaintedAll Rights Reserved

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Chapter 1: Home
Thu, Apr 23, 2020

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Chapter 1: Home
Thu, Apr 23, 2020

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