Alice has awoken to find herself in the presence of Kichijōten, the Japanese goddess of beauty. To Alice, the goddess offers an Initiation process to become her 'divine assistant'. Figuring it can do no harm, Alice accepts, but is in for a huge shock when the goddess produces a steel-edge razor and goes in for her head of luscious, brunette locks... (Fair warning: this one takes a little before getting to the head-shaving bit, but I think it all comes together well enough if you read the whole way through)