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He Just Refuses to Die

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Reads 7,232
Votes 986
Parts 40
Time 55m

dark darkhumor death eerie friendsandfamily friendship horror-thriller humor kill killer london love motive murder mystery mystery-thriller poetry prose psycho psychokiller refusal romance shortstory thriller time

Her one rule is simple: 

If she invites a guy to a date and he comes even a second late, she will kill him. 

Obviously, no guys comes **exactly** on time, so she usually kills everyone from the very first date.

But then he comes along. 

He's handsome, he's cute, but more importantly, he always comes in time. 

Every. Single. Date.

Mad and outraged, she invites him for more dates, each time thinking of ways that she would make him late just so she has an excuse to kill him. But, he comes in time every time, and, subsequently, 

He just refuses to die.

***This is a short story (10,000 - 11,000 words) that is COMPLETED***All Rights Reserved

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THE EYES | TOM KAULITZ

21 year old Victoria Moretti, is an assassin. She is an independent woman that doesn't rely on a man to do anything. She thinks they are a waste of time and that they are egotistical or thinks highly of themselves, that all they do is sit around waiting to be laid on. The only exception she has for men is if she needs to have relationships with them for her missions. Her hatred towards men began due to her trauma that was caused by her father who abused her mother, her, and her younger sister. Victoria always hated how her father would treat the girls in the house, she never truly understood why he did the things he did but she was always to scared to question it, scared that if she would say anything her father would have an outburst of rage from the sudden question. So she never said anything she kept her mouth closed until something would change her life in a positive or negative way. But one day after one of her missions her boss called her telling they have to have a little talk over some dinner. Reluctantly she had to accept it due to it being her boss. Her boss told her she's going to have a partner due to her next mission being a difficult one and you physically can't do it only with one person. Her partner being Tom Kaulitz. She was mad at her boss because she knew that he knew about her problems with men and her background with them, but her boss simply didn't care on what she has to say since he's the one making the change. - "𝐈𝐓'𝐒 𝐈𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐄𝐘𝐄𝐒. 𝐀𝐋𝐖𝐀𝐘𝐒 𝐈𝐍 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐄𝐘𝐄𝐒" "𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐄𝐒 𝐀 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐒𝐎𝐍 𝐖𝐇𝐘 𝐈 𝐊𝐄𝐏𝐓 𝐈𝐓 𝐀𝐋𝐋 𝐈𝐍𝐒𝐈𝐃𝐄" [𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘦𝘥: 𝘰𝘤𝘵𝘰𝘣𝘦𝘳/1/23] [𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘱𝘭𝘦𝘵𝘦𝘥: 𝘥𝘦𝘤𝘦𝘮𝘣𝘦𝘳/26/23]