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He Just Refuses to Die

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Parts 40
Time 55m

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Her one rule is simple: 

If she invites a guy to a date and he comes even a second late, she will kill him. 

Obviously, no guys comes **exactly** on time, so she usually kills everyone from the very first date.

But then he comes along. 

He's handsome, he's cute, but more importantly, he always comes in time. 

Every. Single. Date.

Mad and outraged, she invites him for more dates, each time thinking of ways that she would make him late just so she has an excuse to kill him. But, he comes in time every time, and, subsequently, 

He just refuses to die.

***This is a short story (10,000 - 11,000 words) that is COMPLETED***All Rights Reserved

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