Sold On You [Raymond x Reader - ACNL]

PLEASE NOTE: THIS IS A JOKE FIC WRITTEN IN A SERIOUS MANNER. IF YOU GENUINELY ENJOY IT YOU DO YOU, BUT THIS IS NOT REPRESENTATIVE OF MY WORK QUALITY

It's a cold, drizzly day. After years of enduring his mother's abuse, Raymond is kicked out and into the arms of a particularly alluring Island Representative.

Will his break for freedom be everything he hoped for? Or will it be more?