funny/random things to say (mainly jokes)
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THIS IS NOT A NOVEL THIS IS SHORT STUFF BUT IF YOU SEE ANY MISTAKES PLEASE TELL ME THEY WILL HELP ME IMPROVE THIS AND MY ROMANCE BOOK CALLED "FALLING IN LOVE WITH THE WRONG GUY" CHECK THAT OUT. IF YOU WANT YOUR JOKE TO BE IN THIS BOOK THING THEN PLZ COMMENT.I MIGHT NOT BE FUNNY TO YOU SO SORRY.ALSO SOME OF THE JOKES ARE NOT MINE
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