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Markiplier's bizarre adventure

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Reads 227
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Parts 12
Time 50m

AlmondMilkAndAlmonds

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As Markiplier is rescued from The Devengers from Hitler and Karen's strong grasps, he finds that one of the members might not be who they say they are. With the discovery of a traitor, they discover who Hitler and Karen are actually working for. They meet up with another order they thought to be enemies but team up to defeat the common enemy between both of them. This story chronologically is one of the last stories in The Obamaverse taking place somewhere in the 2040s during WW3 after Hitler and others were revived and it's up to the Devengers to stop them. 
(This is a parody fan fiction lol) 
(This is part of a collaboration between Me, @ImSorryForTheCringe, and @ElmoHatesThis)All Rights Reserved

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