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Soooo, here's the think. It's quarantine, I'm French and I write in English ugggh, whathever... Ahem so here's theeee, beginning of the story the McHanzo gang (aka McCree and Hanzo) went on a mission in Croatia to explore a befor omnium crisis laboratory n' well, that went bad when a weird machine turn on and puke 2 lil' (not that little) darlings from the meme god know where n' Welp. Yes, that's the beginning.
AND I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THOSE PICTURES. Aaaaand there will be gay shit. I Like ships. Espacialy the gay ones xD
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