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Bree Sanders is overweight and has a terrible (basically non-existent) sex life and those were just the least of her problems.

Being bi-curious and having an illegitimate daughter did not help matters.

Bree's typical Saturday nights? Spending nights talking to strangers online, protected behind her screen, where no one could judge her very faulty lifestyle. Sexting unknown people was about as satisfying as having zero sex life but it was something. 

At least, everything was going fairly okay until she nearly loses her comfortable and well-paying job. With nothing to lose or gain anymore, except a few pounds, Bree sets out to create the perfect woman she definitely wasn't, with just a few lies, because as nobody ever mentioned, lying was totally different from being economical with the truth.



A bone-crushingly, funny romantic comedy that shows the twisted road to self-acceptance and love.




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Warning: contains some cringe-worthy awkward moments which might leave you commenting like crazy. Read at your own risk. ❤




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