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Condom man.

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Condom man is a hero, loved by all for sharing safe sex, but does he have other plans?  Running from the law, sneaking into peoples homes while they have sex, stealing.  He will stop at nothing to achieve his goal, even if he is an idiot.  (This updates in short chapters)All Rights Reserved

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