The Distance Learning Experience

Miles Sheffield's dream has come true. No school for an entire week due to a local strain of flu? What more could a third grader ask for?? School is just a huge waste of his time anyway, as it keeps him from achieving the high score on his favorite video game. Who cares if his twin sister Gloria says he should take this time to value his teacher? What does she know? She's a nerd! Sure, he's got school work to do online, but does it really even matter? This week is going to allow him to finally start living the good life, as his constant headaches, sluggishness, and strange vivid dreams will surely pass...won't they?