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questionsandanswers saveme splatoon uhhhh

welcome to the bread bank

we sell bread, we sell loafs

we got bread on deck, bread on the floor

TOASTED

ROASTED

shut the fuck up

listen i just need a baguette and a brioche

we don't have either of those

you can get the gluten free white bread, the potato bread-

what the fuck is gluten? take that shit out

it's gluten free

i don't care if it's gluten free

swear on your fucking YEEZYS

if you wanna fight, we gon' fight

tryna be on WORLDSTAR?

wut, you gon' record it?

ye, i got my dollar store camera, ON

what's the fucking SITUAAAAAAAATION?

what the fuck do you want?

i'm the motherfucking MANAGER

at the BREAD STORE

B R E A D

tell him to take the motherfucking gluten OUT THE BREAD

i'mma need you to shut that bullshit up chief

we can't take shit out the bread

why put it in in the first place?

i know y'all smoking that pack

we got crackers

no gluten

fuck crackers

it's gluten free, you want the gluten or nah?

hell no, you better take the gluten out that damn shit

look we got whole wheat: gluten free

texas toast: gluten free

TORTILLA-

fuck all that

what bitchass country are y'all from where they got this bullshit at?

florida

i knew it

look, you can either take this yeast, or i'm calling the police

i'm goin' WEAST

nah, don't call the police, i got a warrantAll Rights Reserved

questionsandanswers saveme splatoon uhhhh

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Me Before YOU - BSD ✔ by w_kai1

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The New American Dream by midnight--vamp

"I see the world and it seems like I see it so differently than most other people. It makes me really angry most of the time. Especially since no one ever listens to me or what I've got to say. I try to express myself in so many different ways and no one sees it. When I sing a song people will only care about how the music sounds or how much I swore. If I paint, people will see the picture but not the meaning. It seems so obvious to me but everyone just seems to... close their eyes. Or at least shut off their brain. As if I see things they don't. But when they don't listen, how can I communicate that to them? It's so frustrating." Allie is a high school student and has big plans to make the world a better place. But her own head is pitting against her, throwing rocks in her path on a daily basis. Everything seems to be great for a while but what happens when her world suddenly comes crashing down around her? Can she ever recover? A coming-of-age story that deals with mental ilnesses, grief, first loves and family, briefly taps into the subject of religion and will likely enrapture you. Trigger warning: mental illnesses, self harm, death, dealing with grief, mentions of guns and gun control, mentions of cults, mentions of homophobia, dissociation. Names of bands, band members and song titles have been changed but at this point I want to credit mainly Palaye Royale, the band 'Homesick Soldiers' that is mentioned throughout is heavily based off them, but I'm sure if you're familiar with them you would have been able to tell that :)

Splatourney: The Intro by KySketch

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From Horses to Skateboards by hmarieh1218

I search for a cup, but don't see one so Will pulls one out from under the machine. What a stupid place to hide the cups. Who's going to see that? I position it under the hole it came out of and wait, but nothing happens. "Oh." I mock. "Is this one voice-activated?" Will turns around to glance at me since he was checking out a group of girls in bikini tops and shorts. Yeah, that's totally girlfriend material. Not. "Pour!" I order, but the machine keeps moving in a circle, mixing the green goo. "Open! Spill! Fill!" "Stop it!" Will yells, taking the cup and pulling a lever until green goo comes out. "What is wrong with you?" "I thought it did it by itself." I mumble as I realize the group of girls is staring at me and laughing. Great. So much for making friends. Will walks to the counter, too embarrassed to look at the girls and slaps the cups on the counter. "Money." He orders, holding out his hand. I reach in my boot, pull it out and slap it into his hand. He looks disgusted, but hands it to the lady anyways. "You are so not in Kansas anymore."

Reincarnated As The Light Of Truth by Fantasy_Simp

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Craig of the Dead by Its_Me_Tweek_Tweak

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Transported to Cookie Run as the Baker (CRK Self-aware x Isekai fanfiction) by vialy_MC

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Painted black.. broken male inkling reader x splatoon harem by GunslingerDeath101

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Me Before YOU - BSD ✔

[ COMPLETED ] "𝙝𝙚 𝙛𝙚𝙖𝙧𝙨 𝙡𝙤𝙤𝙨𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙢𝙮 𝙧𝙚𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙘𝙩, 𝙄 𝙛𝙚𝙖𝙧 𝙗𝙚𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙗𝙤𝙪𝙣𝙙 𝙩𝙤 𝙝𝙞𝙢" Reminder: ⚠️ Various BSD x Male Reader/Executive Male Reader insert Angst + Romance 3/3 acts completed Started: 24/03/2022 Ended: 12/10/2022 Being his superior is truely making you tired He attempted to break free, but the fall was once again a never-ending loop. For the male, the pain was bearable, but for you, it was excruciating. But it wasn't your predicament that occurred; it was his. Dazai's circumstances has not yet devolved into hopelessness. He doubted about the height and the vulnerability of his physique before to the crash. He'd be still on the ground, surrounded by horrified citizens. Coughs of blood erupted when the horrors were committed. Even though you were there with your eyes open, all you could see was black. Your vision was unaffected. You were relieved that he was okay since his body sprang to its feet as if nothing had happened, but were you? Those dreadful memories flood your mind at random intervals, causing you to lose concentrate on the tasks you were given. You've become too soft, and you've taken on too much responsibility for yourself. Falling down when leaning against a wall. You tied your breathing while holding your head to your knees. You were known as the Port Mafia's key, the Port Mafia's answer, and the Port Mafia's power source. You, on the other hand, wanted the solution for yourself. Why can't you answer your own questions if you've answered queries from others honestly? You were curious as to why and how you had become so mentally weakened. #bsdangst 01/08/2023 #510 bsd 31/03/2022 #322 bsd 06/04/2022 #300 bsd 07/04/2022 #20 atsushinakajima 08/04/2022 #18 atsushinakajima 11/04/2022 #11 bsdxreader 07/05/2022 #36 armeddetectiveagency 08/08/2022 #51 bsd 11/08/2022