Andr the Enderwoman

You're a Minecrafter, right? Why else would you read this? You take the place of your player character, Steve, but their real name is your name. To make things easier, I named them Kenzo, because you as the reader sadly can't change the story; it just makes writing it so much easier.
This story is an adaptation of a Mob Talker visual novel, made by TheAbner. I liked his story, but in my opinion, all it needed was some fine polishing: ten months later, it's finished.
Forward hint, your character is playing in a modded world without them knowing.

Awards for tags... I guess? How did we get here?
- #1 for Mobtalker [15-03-23] (I mean, 1 out of 129 is great, but there's not much competition, so it feels undeserved.)