TALK NERDY TO ME

WARNING: Very short story. It's meant for entertainment purposes only that will induce at least one snort-laugh.
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Dumped, on Valentine's Day no less, Samantha doesn't see how this day can get any better. Until she runs into Evan the IT Geek at the local pub. He's the last person she wants to see. Ever. But when he buys her a drink and settles in next to her at the bar, suddenly, there seems to be more to him than a pocket protector.